From Korea With Love

Here are Korean love lessons:
1. Watch out for young, handsome tapi ngeselin guys. He might be 'the one'.
2. After you find him, you'll get to know him. Eventhough you may hate him first, don't give up, because you'll be in love with him, even if you don't want to.
3. Get drunk, then throw up all over him. Believe it or not, it will make things smoother. He will cherish it as a sweet memory from you.
4. Somehow, you'll end up living together with this guy. Or, meeting him all the time. Get used to it, although it will be hell at first. Because from here you will see other side of him which can be so sweet.
5. He may only use you at first. He will drive you crazy by being jerks. But don't worry, be patient, eventually he will be the one who fall head over heels for you.
6. He has certainly already fallen in love with another girl, who, is surely prettier and smarter than you. You'll hate that girl because you know in the inside, she's full of crap. But your man can only see what's on the surface.
7. Still, don't worry. There will be a handsome, rich guy, who is actually 10 times better than your man (but stupid you just don't see it), who will always be your shoulder to cry on, and secretly falls in love with you. So you see, you'll always have a back up.
8. Make the rich guy hugs or kisses you. Because, your man will see it and then he will realize eventually that it is you he loves, not that sweetie cutie bitch.
9. Flirt the rich guy, hangs out with him all the time. It will drive your man crazy.
10. Don't worry anymore. Your man will confess his undying love for you, and beg your forgiveness for treating you like shit.
11. After that, you can dump the rich guy. Don't worry, because he is such a perfect gentleman, he will only smile understandingly. You and your man will live happily ever after. That sweetie cutie bitch can eat all her high heels.
12. Or, better still, you can keep both yummy men by not dumping any. Just flirt with them both forever. Now that sweetie cutie bitch can eat all her tote bags as well. Yippiduppiyeeeeyyy!